I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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