Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
