If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
worst night to have a conscience
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
me + whiskey = a bad person
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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