I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
where are my eyebrows?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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