No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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