..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
