I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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