The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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