Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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