She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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