He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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