I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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