Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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