I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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