Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Do I have a choice?
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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