Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think I won the penis lottery.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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