Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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