Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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