Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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