im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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