If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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