I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
