It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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