Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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