Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
