Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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