apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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