we made out on top of his cat.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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