Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i out mim tonsoeep
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