Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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