What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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