We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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