Hey man sorry I got all grabby
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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