just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
i've created a new STD.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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