Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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