What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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