I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't notice because vodka
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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