kristin has been a bad kristin
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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