Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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