Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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