How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i out mim tonsoeep
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