do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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