I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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