I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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