You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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