In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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