What did we do last night that was yellow?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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