Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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