i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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