oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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