So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You dont lie about slip and slides
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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