Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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