I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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