Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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