So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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