Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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