I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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