We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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