Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Randomize
