he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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