I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We just shotgunned beers for America
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
